Advanced Tripod Invader

Advanced Tripod Invader
Originally uploaded by zane303

This is one of those MOC's I'd buy in a New York minute!

HEART of STYLEZ

HEART of STYLEZ
Originally uploaded by "Orion Pax"

There really isn't anything here to be critical of. It's really neat....build wise, I suppose. I don't like it. It's not something I would pay any attention to but the usual suspects really love this piece of, art. Disturbing can be fun sometimes but not this time. Check the groups it's in. Some of the builders out there are getting a little big in their britches methinks.

I need to get something off my chest.

It's not LEGO related but I just don't have the gumption to maintain two blogs so I'm just going to ignore my other blog.
This is a message to the entire world. Please, please, please, if you have somebody coming to look at your dishwasher on a certain day...make sure the fucking thing is empty. Not full and running. If a builder has scheduled me to be at your house at 9:00 am on a certain day, I will be there at 9:00 am and expect your dishwasher to be empty. The next time I arrive at some body's house and their dishwasher is halfway through a cycle, I'm fucking leaving. Period, point blank. I'm not being rebellion but I might go to a scrip club though.
Also, yeah, there's a really good chance that I'll need to get under your sink. The water doesn't magically get into your dishwasher so it might only be polite to have all your Kirkland garbage bags, various Mr. Clean bottles, the ashtrays that you only bring out when Granny comes over (even though you don't let her smoke in the house) and of course, that mother-fucking disgusting jar of sickening bacon grease that you only save because that same Granny taught your mom to do thus passing the habit on to you. If it's not empty, I'm just going to pull all that shit out and leave it all over your kitchen when I'm done. So there.

Midlin Forest

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Originally uploaded by Cale Leiphart

This diorama is called Midlin Forest and was built by Johan Warden. Sorry if I got either of those wrong, I had a bit of a hard time making out the words on the card.
It's really brooding and creepy and I don't really understand what's going on but I love it's vast emptiness. It makes me think of Ichabod Crane and the Legend of Sleepy Hollow and that gives me ideas. Thanks for the inspiration Johan!

Hogwarts Castle

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Originally uploaded by Cale Leiphart

From Brickworld 2011. Does anyone know who the builder is?

Where the ocean? (NPU contest entry)

Where the ocean? (NPU contest entry)
Originally uploaded by ZetoVince

NPU? For those of you who don't know yet, it mean Nice Part Use. As far as I'm concerned it's an acronym that can go away any time but this hot rod pick-up will stay in my heart forever.

What the hell blogger!!??

I do a write up that is auto-saved every ten second and when I hit the submit button blogger takes me to a login page and THEN gives me some stoopid error and now my work is lost?? What. The. Fuck?
Remember, users, it's not the computer's fault it's the fucking software you're using. ;)